The Unsolvable Mathematical Equation of our Nation

(Warning : Satire on the One Rank One Pension Demand.)

I am no mathematical genius and algebra with all its, x's, y's α's & β's was a nightmare even in my 9th standard.

So imagine the plight of our Bureaucrats who by all right consider their entrance exam as the last milestone before getting into the corridors of power and of course our Political class most of whom thought they would never need to know the A of Algebra and hence got into politics, when they have to come across such a complex formula of proving

OR ≠ OP as opposed to OR = OP.

The formula is very close to my heart , but come on even a child in the kinder garden can find an anomaly in this without referring to Google or some App on a smart device.

How can OR be equal to OP????

O=O and R=R so by logic only OR = OR and where the hell did this "P come from???? 

Has our million+ strong Armed Forces who shoulder such great responsibilities of guarding the nation in PEACE & WAR not even got their basics in English or Maths correct?

There are a few interesting theories being floated,  

Theory 1 : Maybe a close friendly neighbour whose existence depends on the alphabet "P" has brainwashed and conspired to make "P" an all important alphabet for our country as well.

Theory 2 : Maybe it is just the Armed Forces way of using alphabets, any one close to the Forces knows that they skip alphabets as a habit. I mean its is a rule for them to write, A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,J and conveniently skip I, so maybe they skipped R and wrote P instead.

Theory 3: The Armed Forces are used to using code, P is actually code for R and because they need the formula to be secret they have written it in its current form.


Theory 4: Just correct the formula by making OR = O {(P-Q)=R}

With all the bright minds at work the list of theories is getting longer, a suggestion to ask the Armed Forces the answer to the formula directly has been denied as it is considered as grave treason and would involve meddling in affairs of national security.

The policy makers assure the Armed Forces of a solution soon, they are considering investing in a supercomputer to be made locally for an undisclosed amount of money , they cant disclose the sum as it maybe many times the sum needed for OROP itself, they however are sure that it will take care of all further such anomalies in algebraic equations thrown at them.

I just hope the policy makers have ordered enough cooling fans as well, no not for their new supercomputer, but for the thousands of Veterans' whose voices are being ignored and needless to say the temperature is rising very fast.!!

Jai Hind!

भारत माता तेरी कसम, तेरे रक्षक रहेंगे हम

कोई दुश्मन कभी अगर भूले से भी देखले इधर

दीवारें हम बनेंगे माँ ,तलवारें हम बनेंगे माँ

छू ले तुझको किसमें है दम !

वन्दे मातरम , वन्दे मातरम !! 

(Song at the IMA)